I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom.
On my way out, I was yanked aside for questioning by police officers on suspicion of prostitution.
So, in the name of sorority - and hearing some great tales of what never was – here’s the 12 worst dating stories we’ve ever heard (which may or may not include stories as told by -era hair, I was running late to meet someone for a second date.
I dashed out of my student house, and started to cross a side road.
Why the hell did I get up and walk instead of, say, going to the nearest A&E department, or just going home and sitting with an ice pack on my by now entirely bruised leg? After hobbling my way to the cinema, I ended up having to pay for both tickets, as my date – despite being much, much posher than me - had apparently drained his entire bank account that week.
Worried that my leg would seize up over the next two and a half hours, I had to keep surreptitiously doing some stretches I remembered from a Tracey Anderson exercise DVD to check it was still working.
When most people sign up for an online dating account, all they're looking for is someone to fall in love with.
But it seems like an increasing amount of users these days aren't finding love so much as experiencing horrifying encounters with uncouth strangers.
So the next time you go on a seriously awful date you'll know that you're not alone.The first time we met we were both instantly in love, and very right for one another! One thousand THANKS Read More » Thank you for the best dating site. He is even relocating to be near me before we tie the knot. Thank you - lots of contacts - nearly all very nice people and several new friends have resulted.' Then another replied, ' What Alan said.' Apparently, they were friends who happened to be together when I messaged them both the same thing! But for every great date, you might have to endure five awful ones.